I heard an advert on local radio this morning. Turns out this chap was 4 days into his stop-smoking endeavor and was satisfying his hand to mouth habit by sucking casually on a biro. It turns out that the biro was leaking and he had spent the last 10 minutes chatting up some delightful stranger whilst looking like a bizarre negative version of Coco the Clown.
So what do our pharmaceutical friends do..?
Did they tell him to use a pencil, maybe a straw.? Did they suggest he might try sucking a mint or a lollipop perhaps.?
No…
They suggested he bought an inhalator, a cigarette replacement containing nicotine, despite the fact that at 4 days quit his body was entirely nicotine free thus restoring his addiction to nicotine and costing him money.
What a bunch of heartless bastards Nicorette are….
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